So this is the recap of the personal shower / bachelorette party.
A warning: if you are under age or uncomfortable with 'adult' things, you may want to step away from the post
now.
Because we were worried about one girl in particular, who is a self-proclaimed 'prude', I made a little speech once everyone had arrived.
I said that this was not a rated G party. More along the lines of R. Some of the girls laughed and said, "Only R? Are you sure it's not rated X?" lol I said that this was all meant to be fun and I hoped that they would take it all in the spirit it was meant for. The whole night, it was difficult to tell if this particular girl was having fun. We think she was, but she was definitely uncomfortable.
Because we had reservations for 7 and not everyone got to my house until 5:30, we crammed a bunch in in about an hour or so at my house.
As a side note: I suggested to everyone that they wear black and Heidi wear white so that she would stand out as the bride.First, I eased them in with a survey I had done with Heidi's fiance, Chad. For every question she got incorrect, she had to eat a piece of gum. Altogether, she got 31 questions wrong. I had also told them that they were not allowed to say wedding or Chad. Heidi did say Chad and one of the girls caught her so I made her take a shot. Then when she got the 31st question incorrect, I made her take a shot again because I was out of gum. heehee So evil. She definitely had a mouthful and it was hilarious watching her chew and try to talk.
Then I told Heidi that she had to do a blow job shot and her friend Tiffanie did one with her. I told them to do it with no hands but they were afraid they'd get it all over themselves and since we were going out they didn't want to ruin their shirts. Oh well. I tried.
If you follow me on Twitter, you'll know that I purchased 9 bottles of liquor last week
(plus I had a couple bottles already). These girls didn't want to take any shots or have any drinks!!! I suppose they may have if we'd had more time. But we were kind of rushing things along.
(The next day Kyle asked where all the alcohol came from. I just told him that we had some and I bought some. heehee He didn't need to know I bought 9 bottles! Then he said that everything we had on the counter was enough to get the entire neighborhood messed up. lol)
After that, I told them we were going to play Pin the Macho on the Man and to go and pick their penis. The one girl told Heidi "Oh gosh, I don't think I'd even know what a penis looks like." And then I told them to put their names on them and she was hesitant to do that. I just had to chuckle to myself.
(She's actually been a huge burden to Heidi during this wedding planning and she's only having her in the wedding because they used to be best friends and she doesn't even know if they'll remain friends after the wedding...stressful situation. We roll our eyes at her a lot.) The game was funny. And the person that got the closest to 'the mark' was the pregnant chick. LOL
After the game, Heidi opened all her gifts. She got lots of cute & sexy things. As the gifts went on, they got more risque. One of her friends got her an 'after sex' towel and the book "Tickle His Pickle" and "The Guide to Getting it on". And of course, mixed in with everything was the lingerie.
My mother-in-law surprised Heidi by having a gift there. She
(my MIL) was so excited about her gift. She had it layered. The first layer was Hanes her Way undies. Then it was a tank and shorts. Then a couple of different see-through tanks with "up the butt do-dads" as she calls thongs. The last layer was a bustier with thigh highs. A sexy little thang.
From me, she got a Victoria Secret nightie / teddie / whatever the hell it's called thang. Then I gave her an 'X-Rated' bag and in it was a gazillion condoms
(Buy 12 get 12 free - Woohoo!), his and her edible undies, Astroglide, massage oils and on the very bottom I put in a vibrator
AND another vibrator that the guy at Love Zone gave to me as a
"promotional item". LMAO! Oh man! Her expressions were HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! It was perfect!
I put this picture {above} in so you could see my lame attempt at decorating. Those are her wedding colors.Heidi didn't know where we were going but she had guesses. I wouldn't let her tell me till later and she had guessed correctly. Bummer. Oh well. She said she was glad and that it was a fun place so it was all good.
If you don't remember or haven't been here before to know where we were going, I took them to
Chopstix, a dueling piano bar and restaurant. I had never been there before, but it was huge and it got packed! It took awhile for our waitress to take our order and then it took forever to get our food. It didn't help that I was already starving and then had to wait almost an hour to get our food. But once we did, it was delish.
We got there at 7:00. The show started at 8:00 and we were planning on staying till 1:30, but it got D-E-A-D around 11:30. We hung out for another half hour to an hour or so just because one of Heidi's friends didn't even get there till about 11pm cuz she had to work. It would've been not so nice of us to just pack up and leave right after she got there.
During the evening, there was a table with a couple of older, very drunk guys, right next to us. One of the guys kept on looking a couple of the girls up and down and making lude faces / gestures at them. SO, one of the girls kept yelling at him, while pointing "NO! CREEPY! GO AWAY!" Any time he would come near any of us, she would all of a sudden be right there guarding us and yelling at him. "NO! CREEPY! GO AWAY!" Oh my word. She had me almost rolling on the floor. She was HILARIOUS! I certainly appreciated her protectiveness, but I could NOT stop laughing.
Heidi was petrified of having to go on stage. When I very first started planning this night, I promised her no microphones, stages or strippers. Her friends on the other hand, had not. SO I told them that if they wanted to plan something, it was not on me and totally up to them. Heidi knew they were planning something because they kept on whispering and they had their heads down writing on the request forms. The same girl as above, drew a picture of a sunshine and a heart and write Heidi on it. Every time Heidi would look at them and start whining about then planning something, this girl, Amanda, would hold up the picture to Heidi and smile real big. And when our waitress came by and the girls were talking to her about their request, Amanda kept holding up the picture for Heidi. It doesn't sound very funny writing it out, but it was. She was such a little stinker and just kept us all laughing all night.
This request came later in the evening. There were two bachelorette parties (and the other Bride-to-be was quite the spectacle to watch. She kept us entertained for sure) and a couple birthdays (there were actually a lot, but two for this instance). They had the four girls go up to the stage and do the hokeypokey . But of course, they piano guys changed the words to dirty them up. It was funny, but I was quite surprised at some of the things they said. Then they had the girls go and grab a guy from the crowd. The guys then had to do the hokeypokey. And that was definitely dirtied up, especially when they had them put their "3rd leg" in and their "3rd leg" out. Oh man!
Throughout the night, Heidi and Tiffanie had
A LOT to drink.
A LOT. Heidi had had three shots before we even left my house and then she had probably another five or so shots and a drink or two. She was
GONE! And so was Tiffanie. They are so funny together and add in some alcohol and it's very funny. According to text messages Heidi received the next day, Tiffanie was up puking all night. Not surprised. She was downing the drinks like they were juice, but she's also a total lightweight so it did not take much. Heidi didn't puke at all, but I think it's because she said she'd been eating heavy foods all day plus, she got chicken and pasta for dinner and took the entire night to eat it. lol
Shot of Wedding Cake {above}
Telling her how to do a bomb - it was citricy. Don't remember the name.
After we got home, I had a "sex talk" with Heidi till 2 am
(she brought it up)! She is very naive and I had to fill her in on everything to expect. I'm pretty much the only one she'd feel comfortable talking about it all with so I'm glad I've better prepared her for what is to come. Glad I could fill the "big sister" role for her, since she only has brothers.
I'm sure I'm forgetting a ton, but suffice to say, it was an awesome night filled with lots of fun!
This book is waterproof! We had fun looking at it. lol {and she had it at the restaurant cuz it was from the friend that wasn't able to come till 11pm}
Ok, seriously falling asleep at my computer, but I wanted to get this posted so now I'm going to hit publish and go to bed.
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