February 28, 2009

Have You Seen This New Show?


It is now my new Friday night show, since I lead such an exciting life, ya know. lol

Every thing they do, I die laughing. Seriously. Like Laugh Out Loud laughing. I even got my mom watching it this week. We were texting back and forth about the whole show.

Here's just a small sampling of what they do.

The Very First Show

Total Forecast Network


Magic Disappearing Candy

Vic Cohen People Person

Break in Makeover

Ok, that's enough. I could go on and on. I love this show.

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On another note, I've decided, partially, what I'm going to give away in the SITS Spring Fling. It will be my first giveaway (YAY!!! Cheering! Applause!) so come back on March 10th to get in on all the action!

And no, I'm not going to tell you....just yet. It's a secret. Plus I have to decide if I want to add to it and if so, what. =)

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Also, I have a big secret. It's SO embarrassing so I haven't decided if or when I'm going to divulge it to the whole blogosphere. IF I do, which I'm sure I will eventually, it will have to be after I've remedied it. I mean, you guys already know a ton about me so why not this too, right? lol It's a large project though, so it may be a little while. I figure if I put it "out there" though, it'll be more likely for me to do something about it.

February 27, 2009

Response To "Hi Bob"

(Ignore my facial expression! I wasn't mad, just tired.)

I was looking through my yearbooks because I couldn't remember if Kyle had signed any of them. Turns out he signed my yearbooks for freshman and sophomore year but not junior and senior.

He signed my yearbook after I signed his freshman year and so he responded to what I had to say. If you didn't read that yet, go back here first or else it won't make any sense. He scattered it throughout the pages, so it's not going to be in order and likely a bit of a jumbled mess.

Without further ado:

I wish we could do the eighth grade missions trip again, with us going out, too. But Jerry (8th grade teacher teacher) would probably make us ride in different cars the whole time and she wouldn't even let us talk to each other but it would still be fun. (p. 101)

I'm sorry I hurt your leg on the 9th grade trip. I hope it feels better. (p. 168)


To answer your question that you asked me in my yearbook, I like putting my hands on my legs when I sit down, but if you want to consider it a hint than it can be. (p. 26)


I'm making this hard for you to read but I'll write at least a page worth. (p. 176)


This has to be at least one page. It is a page and a half on notebook paper. (p. 207)


I hope you are having fun reading this. I almost have one page, I hope. (p 69)

I'm sorry I made you write two pages in my yearbook. It's hard enough to write one. I don't know what to write now. (p. 155)


I won't shave my head if you don't want me to as long as you don't shave yours. If you didn't have hair you wouldn't be as preaty as you are. (p. 195)


What me to tell you the rest of my dram I was telling you about? Ok. We were sitting at lunch and the bell rang and I woke up. Good dream isn't it? (p. 84)


You're right. We have been going out for six months. Tha tis a long time. Maybe when we are seniors we will be saying, "3.5 years is a long time." (p. 23)


Next year you don't have to write very much in my yearbook because I made you write so much this year. (p. 93)


Megan - Have a good summer. Actually, I found a better place to write on page 90.


DON'T READ YET (on same page, just towards bottom)


Your back to where you started. Well, I'd give you my phone number, but I'm sure you know it. And I'd say, "let's keep in touch over the summer" but I'm sure we will. So I guess I'll just say love ya, see ya later.

Love, Kyle


P.S. You have to give me a bad picture of you.

P.P. S. I'm sorry I hurt your leg.


He kept apologizing for hurting my leg because we had gone on a retreat and I had gotten hurt. The picture above shows us in/next to a hammock. Him and my cousin were swinging it with me in it and the hammock fell and I think I hit my leg on a rock or something. So for the rest of the trip and for a few months later, he would continuously apologize for hurting my leg. After the first couple times he was just doing it to be a dork.

February 26, 2009

"Interview" Update....Megan Needs....(UPDATE) Clickety Click Click


The update on meeting with the Business Careers lady is that it's not very hopeful, which I already knew from my friend. Because of the economy, most companies aren't hiring agencies to find them employees. This company has only placed two people in the past month, which she said has been pretty typical for the last two quarters.

But she met with me and went over what I had done in my previous job and what I'm looking for in a new job. Then I had to take an Excel, Word and typing test. She said I did well. And thank God I wasn't lying when I said I type about 70 wpm. lol I do NOT like their keyboards. Not easy to use at all. But I typed 69 wpm with 3 mistakes. So yay me! lol

Anyway, I sent her an updated resume because there were a couple changes she wanted me to make to it and she'll call me if they have any interviews to send me on. In the mean time, I'll continue looking on my own.

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Now, a fun little thing I saw over at my friend Melissa aka Mama Loco's.

Google your name and 'needs' and type the first 10 results.

Megan needs:

1. A case study..........hmmm...ok....

2. An ass kicking, now!..........well, if you say so!

3. A makeover.........didn't think I looked that bad, but if someone wants to pay for it, I'll take it!

4. A very quiet home in a place with few or no thunder storms and lots of sunshine.......sounds like my kinda place!

5. To learn how to cultivate good customers...........I'm not a sales person so it's very possible.

6. A summer intern. Not really sure what to say about this one. lol

7. A dress rehearsal........I'll be getting one of those in May for my sister-in-law's wedding...does that count?

8. A boy........got me one of those already. Actually, there's 3 in this household if you count Chewy and Milo.

9. A theme song. Ok, someone wanna come up with one for me?

10. Needs to be an optimist. I'll agree with this one. I don't always look at the silver lining in situations.

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February 25, 2009

Hey All You Dog People...I Need Your Help


Our {almost} 2 year old yellow lab, Chewy is a total baby doll, cuddle bug, cutie pie. EXCEPT, his most FAVORITE thing to do when we leave the house...like AS SOON as we leave the house, is to get into the garbage. The ONLY time he DOESN'T is when we barricade the garbage bag with other things he can't get around. To say it's annoying is an understatement.

SO, my question to you is:

How do you train the dang dog to NOT get into the garbage?


Until we got Chewy, I only had one other dog in my life and that's when I was a lot younger and she was not my responsibility and I didn't have to train her. She was already trained when she was given to us.

HELP. Please.

Right now I'm not talking to Chewy because I'm upset with him. I was gone less than an hour and I come home and he's gotten into the garbage even though it was partially barricaded.

GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Wordless Wednesday: Sunset, Leaving Orcas Island, WA

February 24, 2009

I've Been Awarded...Have You?

First of all, today I'm going to meet with a lady at a job placement company. It's the same one that placed me with my last job and it is a PAIN going through this company because it's just a lot of back and forth. But the benefit is that usually they can place you with a job fairly quickly. A friend of mine that was laid off before me (same company) has been listed with this company and they haven't sent her on one interview yet! So, I'm not holding out too much hope, but...we'll see.

The only reason I'm going to them right now is because I happened to send my resume in for one of their job listings on Craigslist. I'm NOT looking forward to going in there, but I really need to find a job! So, at 2pm I am to meet with this lady that called me yesterday and we'll go from there. I'm sure I'm going to have to take all their tests again, yada yada yada. Ugh, just thinking about it gives me hives. But just think of me and say a prayer that I get a job soon!
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I mentioned awhile ago that I had gotten awarded a few awards lately. Well, I've been a total slacker on getting them posted. Here's a couple of them.

First is the Hug Award from Alicia @ Yaya Stuff


The Rules:

I am to pass this on to 10 people who make me feel special.
(I chose 11, I'm an over achiever ;0P )

I'm going to pass the award onto:

A Thorn Among Roses
Ryan Ashley Scott @ Optimistic Cynicism
Rachael @ Little Bites of Heaven
Pam @ Country Mouse City Mouse
Stephanie @ My STAR and wish
The One and Only Grand Pooba
DiPaola Momma @ Chicken Nuggets of Wisdom
Tiffany @ The Pifer's
Stacy @ Stacy's Random Thoughts
Meredith @ Therapeutic Ramblings of a Mom
Kacey @ Chronicles of a Mommy

All of you have given me laughs, advice and have just been an encouragement to me in one way or another. Thank you!!

The next is the Honest Award from Amanda K @ My Remodeled Life.

Here are the rules for the Honest Scrap award:

A) first list 10 honest things about yourself - and make it interesting, even if you have to dig deep!

B) pass the award on to 7 bloggers that you feel embody the spirit of the Honest Scrap.

Simple. Or not.

1. I have a tattoo
2. I have my belly button pierced
3. I have 7 holes, total, in my ears
4. I sleep with a "blankie" every night
5. I'm usually more scared than I let on. Example: walking around in the dark among trees
6. I HATE change
7. I wish I could dance. I've got rhythm but I don't know "moves".
8. I love to read but I'm not a fast reader. I've got a bazillion books that I've bought but haven't read.
9. I got a speeding ticket a couple weeks ago and I'm going to be close to puking when I go to court for it (and I only said to go to court because I didn't have the money to send in when it was due).
10. I wish I knew how to use Photoshop and similar programs and I wish I was creative so I could make cool things with said program(s).

And the award goes to:

The same 10 11 I listed above!

February 23, 2009

I'm a Copy Cat - Blogger Has Gone Crazy - Followers

I'm copying this from A Nut in a Nutshell.

I think we've all noticed things going crazy with Blogger Followers today. I found this status update over at Blogger. (Basically we all just need to go through the blogs we follow and make them all public again instead of anonymous!)


You may have noticed that the count of your public Followers has decreased over the last few hours. We are in the process of integrating with Google Friend Connect.

There are a few users that already use both Blogger Following and Google Friend Connect. To avoid linking the profiles of Blogger and Friend Connect users without their permission, we have set these users to "anonymous". They are still following privately and will able to make themselves public again.

After the official launch of the Friend Connect integration, we will communicate with the affected users and instruct them how to reset their relationship to public. To reiterate: the number of Followers has not changed, and we believe that the launch will improve the visibility of your blog and community. We will post more details on Blogger Buzz as the launch approaches.

NOT Me, Monday!


Have you joined in on the fun that is Not Me! Monday yet? If not, you should and then go on over to see MckMama and her list of cohorts. You won't regret it!

I did NOT start to get sick and then progressively get a cough that wouldn't go away. So I did NOT take two large tablespoons of cough syrup with codeine when the directions say to take 1-2 teaspoons. Since I did NOT do that, I also did NOT sleep until 1pm on Sunday, therefore miss church once again.

I did NOT have a funny conversation with Kyle sometime over the weekend and then proceed to forget the conversation even though I wanted to blog about it. I am NOT frustrated with my brain for forgetting. Nope, I remember everything!

I did NOT spend the majority of Friday and Saturday sitting at the computer searching for Wenda. Nope, I for sure use my time a lot more wisely than that! And if you don't know what I'm talking about, head over to SITS and find out. It's fun....and time consuming.

On Friday, I did NOT take Chewy for a walk. I always take Chewy for a walk so this is nothing out of the ordinary. Yup, that's it. I love my Chewer's so I did NOT get frustrated with him when he wanted to stop and sniff every. single. bush. and also run towards barking dogs. I have much more control over him than to let him do all that.

I did NOT start to clean my kitchen and then make more messes so decide to just leave it be for the weekend. I did NOT justify it to myself that it's ok because I'll just clean it on Monday.

I did NOT get into the freezer and see that there was ice cream in there. Since there was no ice cream, I definitely did NOT take the carton, bring it into the computer room with me and sit and consume the rest of what was left. Nope, I've gotta look good for my sister-in-law's wedding so I would never eat such junk food. I only eat celery and apples.

I do NOT plan on taking more cough syrup this Sunday night, when I am NOT writing this post for Monday, therefore making it very possible that I will NOT sleep in much later than normal Monday.

What have you NOT done this week?

February 22, 2009

Hi "Bob"

I'm pretty sure this picture is the same year that this yearbook entry is written.

This is my yearbook entry to Kyle on June 24, 1995. I think the "Bob" thing was a joke or something.


Hi "Bob"!
I can't believe you're making me write two full pages! Before I start any of this, you have to PROMISE not to let ANYone except yourself, of course, read this! If you do, I won't sign your yearbook next year AND I WILL NOT go on a roller coaster this year or ever! K?

N-E-Ways, I'll start with my dream that I'm embarrassed to tell you now, but I GUESS I'll live!! Ok, me and you were at a fancy party (I don't know what for) and you were wearing a tux and I was wearing a fancy dress. We were sitting at a table and you said to me (I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE this came from!!!!!), "What are you doing? Waiting for me to give you a $50 kisses?" and I said, "Well kind of, but we haven't even hugged or held hands yet." (That's when we hadn't.) You just said, "Oh". So when we were leaving you gave me a big hug. We ended up at a pool and you were wearing your blue and green coat and I was wearing my gloves and we were swimming holding hands. Weird, but true (in my dream!!). After we were done swimming, we ended up at my house and there, you gave me a "$50 kiss". Please, don't ask where in the heck that came from because I COULDN'T tell ya! Are you happy now? I told you my dream AND I'm signing your yearbook! I hope you're planning on signing MY yearbook like I am yours! Not just "have a good summer!"

I've got a question. You can answer it in my yearbook or in person. I don't want you to think I'm TOTALLY blond or something because I DO notice things! (If that makes sense?!) Ok, my question. When you're around me sitting down, you ALWAYS put your hands flat out on your legs. Is that supposed to be a hint that you want to hold my hand or is it just comfortable? Don't think I'm crazy for asking, but I've noticed it A LOT and I was curious!

Kyle! This isn't fair! I don't know what else to write!

I found something!

Do you know how long we've been going out? I do! ALMOST 6 months!! That's A LONG time! When we've been going out for 6 months, I will have just left the day before for Seaside!! I'm gonna send you a postcard and if i can, call you with my dad's calling card (w/o Bill knowing!). Now I REALLY don't know what else to write! I'm brain dead right now and I can't seem to write two pages.

I thought of something!

How long was the longest letter that I've written you? I know that the longest letter I've ever written was 17 pages long, front and back to Andy H. in 7th grade.

What should I do for my birthday? Yes, I'm already thinking about it! I have no ideas what so ever! Well, I've got a couple.

I hope you have a fun time on your bike trip and I'm sure you will but I'm gonna miss you!! :(

Know what? I don't think I've told you this, but yous is cute and adowable. :) heehee

I just wanted to tell you that!! :)

DON'T shave your head! You'd look SOOO funny! You NEED your hair! It's just one of those important necessities that you need!!!

Now that schools out, I won't get to see you every day. :( I'm sad, BUT I'll live!!!

Choir Tours going to be SO SO SOOOO fun! It will probably get boring also. Driving so much, but we'll be with ALL OF OUR Spiffy friends so that will be cool!

Well, gotta go now, so bye! bye! :)

Love ya!! :)

Love, Megan

P.S. I can't stand smiley faces and exclamation marks! Can't you tell?

P.P. S. I LOVE your sad puppy dog face! It's just too cute!

And there ya have it. More from the mind of my 15 year old self. This is probably a pretty boring entry, but I found the "rough draft" and thought I'd document it here.

You can find Kyle's response here.

February 20, 2009

Ohhh, Ohhh, Ohhh!


I just got my 100th follower! NO ONE is allowed to stop following me now! LOL

So exciting! Who knew when I started this blog in October that people would actually want to read it, let alone this many!

***Happy Dance***

Thanks LisaMarie for being number 100!

Everyone should check her out. She's got the most adorable family!

Another Poem From My Daddy

(the picture is my 8th grade graduation...I think I'm about 13 here.)

He wrote this one when I was 13, for Valentine's Day. And since Valentine's Day just passed AND I happen to still have this card he gave me, I thought I'd post it for all of you.

The card itself says:

For a Sweet Daughter

Inside:

Dear Megan,

Having a daughter
makes every day bright
with joy and excitement,
fun and delight.
And having a daughter
brings lots of love, too,
especially having a daughter
like you!

Happy
Valentine's Day

I love you!
Daddy

And the poem from him, personally:

My daughter Megan's now 13
and she is most delightful!
I'm not surprisd though I'd been told
that 13's always frightful.
Could it have been my threatening
to put her in "THE BARREL"
That's made her be so wonderful,
so good, right to the marrow?
But no, I'm sure it's just because
the hand of God is on her,
and Megan will be pure and sweet
and live HIS name to honor.
How blest I am to know
That through today and through each hour
Megan will be His to do with
And to fill up with his power.

February 19, 2009

Bag Tag and Other Randomness

I've been "tagged" a couple times by Momma at All This Is True and Stacy at Stacy's Random Thoughts. I hope I'm not forgetting anyone. If I am, sorry.

In case you are curious, the rules of this tag are as follows:

1) Post a picture of whatever bag you are carrying as of late. No, you cannot go up to your closet and pull out that cute little purse you used back before you had kids. I want to know what you carried today.

2) I want to know how much it cost. :) And this is not to judge, this is for entertainment purposes only. So spill it. And if there is a story to go along with how you obtained it, I’d love to hear it.

3) Tag some chicks. And link back to this post so people know why the heck you’re showing everyone your diaper bag/non-diaper bag.

So, here it is. My COACH purse that I've been carrying around for the past three years. My mom gave both my sister and me one for Christmas that year. Since it was a gift, I paid zip, zero, zilch.

I think it's a pain to change out purses so I do it very rarely, although I LOVE purses and bags. I'm weird. I know. lol


The dreadful inside. Such a disaster!

A pile of paperwork that has accumulated. I don't even know what's in there. An old checkbook and some coin wrappers that were just added last week when I (didn't) raided the coin jar to go to lunch and a movie with a friend.

Main wallet that holds my checkbook and some GC's and other randomness. A coin purse that doesn't hold coins, but more cards and "stuff" and a wallet thingy that has my driver's license, debit card, Costco card, Starbucks GC's and other coffee stand punch cards, an insurance card and that's pretty much it, I think.

Let's see. Here we have the necklace that was given to me at Presentation Sunday, a couple pens, an empty case for one of my camera memory cards, a almost empty pack of gum, Seabands for motion sickness, a tampon that has obviously been in my purse for way too long, a pill box, DayQuil and a Starbucks GC holder. Exciting stuff here, people!

Here we have CHRISTMAS stamps that I purchased a couple days ago, a stack of miscellaneous business cards, wet wipes and a bunch of garbage.

An empty baggy that held all the coins from the coin jar raid, a baggy with extra batteries for my camera, a granola bar, prescription that I always forget to take, coinage, and the key chain that held my fob from my last job.

Hmm, a nail file that I've had for eons it seems, a mirror, hand lotion, flossing thingys that I never use, but have given to me every 6 months at my dental check up, where I get lectured about my lack of flossing, Anbesol for those stupid canker sores I get occasionally, and a butt load of lip stuff.

What the piles of garbage looked like after I actually went through it all (and then threw in the trash).

My not-so-organized, but much cleaner purse.

Wow, aren't you all so glad that you got a peek into my pit of a purse? LOL That was exciting, huh?

Alrighty, here's the people I'm going to tag:

Jewel
Eve
Sara
Cammie
Melissa
Kacey
Rachael

Have at it ladies! Do it if you want or don't. You won't hurt my feelings. lol
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What kind of blogger are you?



You Are a Life Blogger!



Your blog is the story of your life - a living diary.

If it happens, you blog it. And you make it as entertaining as possible.

You may be guilty of over-sharing a bit on your blog, but you can't help it.

Your life is truly an open book. Or in this case, an open blog!

February 18, 2009

Wordful Wednesday: Friends


SO, I found out the other day that one of my best friends, Colleen - right, reads my blog. She's been privately stalking me! And another of my best friends, Jewel - left, stalks me too. She comments every once in awhile. (Not very many people I know 'in real life' know about my blog, so I was surprised to hear that Colleen did...)

I was looking through my pictures and here (above) is one of the three of us one year in Canada. I'm pretty sure they're 19 and I'm 20 (or possibly them 20 and me 21...I'm almost a year older than all of my friends because of my birthday being in September...the whole starting school thing). This was taken before a night of clubbing...and before digital photography! lol

And here is another with our other best friend, Krista. We don't see each other often, but when we do, we just pick up right where we left off.


And just because I want to, I'll tell you how long we've all been friends.

Colleen and I have been friends since we were in 3rd grade. We met at church on a Wednesday night in an Awana's class. I don't remember the name of it though. Our conversation had something to do with my non-existent boobs being fragile. We were then friends for life.

Then I met Krista. She started attending the small private school that Kyle and I already went to, in 5th grade. I think Colleen started going there that year too. I invited Krista to my birthday party and the rest is history.

Jewel started going to our school in 6th grade. We all said that she looked like Krista, but really, it was only because both of them have naturally curly hair. Jewel is the one that I vandalized a park with.

We all became friends and have remained friends through it all. We all live completely different lives, but when we get together it is so much fun. We all wish we could get together a lot more often, but schedules don't let us, plus Krista lives on the other side of the States while the three remaining, live here, just miles apart.

Anywho, these are my best friends and I love them to death! Now they can't be so anonymous in their stalking! Haha! Muah!

February 17, 2009

Promises


When you say, "I promise!" do you mean it?

If it's something really important that you've promised you'll never tell, are you good at keeping that promise?

What if it's something trivial, do you still keep your promise from someone else?

What am I talking about?

I totally get keeping your promise. It's very important that people can trust you with things, even the little things, right? I get that. Really, I do. I try to keep my promise whether big or small too.

EXCEPT WHEN IT'S SOMETHING BEING KEPT FROM ME!

I'm annoyed.

At the job I was just laid off from, I was in charge of creating Homeowner Association binders for all of the different projects. I created a lot of them. Then I had to do all the paperwork to create the Associations too. And when you get all the paperwork back from the State, obviously it's going to need to go into that binder, right?

Well.

I created this one binder for a Condominium Owners Association. And then it grew feet and walked away. Every time something would come in the mail for this particular COA, I would just hold onto it because there was no where for me to put it. I looked in every. single. office. I looked at every. single. binder. in the office. I sent an email to the whole company asking if anyone had seen it. It was NOWHERE to be found. I was so frustrated by this. I told my boss (and friend) about this little dilemma more than once.

Then I was cleaning out my desk after being laid off and came across more stuff to put in this binder. I gave it to my boss to hold onto.

This past weekend when I was working with one of the sales agents I was venting my frustration about this binder that disappeared since she had asked me something about it.

A few minutes ago, I receive an email from my then boss, now just friend:

Our long lost diModa HOA binder has found its way back home =)

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Thanks Goodness!! Did you call Ms Megan??

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No because I promised the person who had it that I wouldn’t tell and I’m sure Megan would want to know who had it.

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I worked with Megan over the weekend, and I’m sure she would be just relieved to know it has been found. However, you know best.

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She forwarded the above to me. The smilie, down, is our conversation.

=)


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Ahhhhh!! Where was it?

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I promised not to tell……they were very embarrassed.

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No! You can't do that to me! I searched for that thing for months! LOL

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I can tell you is wasn’t me, but have to keep my promise.

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So, for something so trivial, would you keep your promise? I don't care if the person is embarrased! I KNEW I had made that stinkin' binder and I want to know where it was! Grrrrr!!!! I'm sure I'll never find out though. And it's not like it's that big of a deal, but I just want to know! *stomp stomp*


February 15, 2009

NOT Me, Monday!



If you haven't been over to see MckMama, the creator of Not Me! Monday, why don't you head on over there and see her and her
entourage now. It's great fun and will provide you lots of laughs!

Let's see...what did I
NOT do this week?

I did
NOT sleep in almost every day and then I did NOT get up and make myself a mocha. I then did NOT either hop on the computer and search the internet for jobs or sit my butt on the couch and watch mindless tv.

I also did
NOT go to my mom's and spend time with my two most favorite little people while my sister got a root canal and my mom taxi'ed her around. I did NOT enjoy playing with the little buggers. I also did NOT totally laugh my butt off when I saw Kingston covered in blueberry mess from the frozen blueberries that I did NOT give him. While Kingston was napping, Evan did NOT make me watch two dvd's of Veggie Tales and also Madagascar 2. And while those movies were NOT on, I of course totally paid attention to them because that's what a good Auntie does. I most definitely did NOT browse around online from my phone while "watching" those movies. And when Evan, who is newly potty trained, told Auntie that he needed to go poo, Auntie did NOT tell him she thought she got done wiping his bum when she stopped changing his diapers. He did NOT then just look at her and tell her again, with a giggle, that he needed to go poopy. I'm a good Auntie so I did NOT take him to the bathroom, for the 500th time that morning, to go poopy and then have the honor of wiping his butt! Ugh, NOT ME!

I did
NOT do a whole lotta nothing on Tuesday. I was NOT supposed to go to Kyle's job site and see what he's been working on and I did NOT not go. I'm a better wife than that. But actually it's ok that I did not NOT do that because Kyle told me not to come because it wasn't done yet. Ha! (I also did NOT go see it on Wednesday instead.)

I did
NOT go to one of my best friends house on Tuesday. And since I did NOT go there, I also did NOT pray on my way there that she would NOT tell me that she was pregnant only to get there and have her tell me that she's definitely pregnant. She's definitely NOT hoping for a girl and I'm definitely NOT hoping she has a boy because I do NOT love her girl name choice...so much so that I can never remember what it is after she's told me. I do NOT only remember that it starts with a 'D' and it's NOT a common name (really, it's not).

I did
NOT meet up with a former co-worker and friend the next day to have lunch and see a movie. And I did NOT scrounge and "borrow" from our coin jar for enough coinage to have this lunch and see this movie. Nope, I definitely did NOT do that. I also did NOT totally laugh my butt off during the movie. I definitely do NOT recommend Bride Wars and I'm absolutely NOT going to be buying it when it comes out on dvd. Nope, I use my money a lot more wisely than that!

I did
NOT go to my former place of work on Friday for a good-bye lunch and I definitely did NOT feel weird doing nothing while there. When the phone rang, I did NOT feel the need to answer it and when walking around the office I did NOT think about straightening things up here and there. I also did NOT give everyone hugs, including all the guys that I've never hugged before. That would just be weird. I did NOT feel the love coming from everyone and I'm definitely NOT going to miss going there every day. Nope, I'm so ready to move on and I LOVE looking for a new job! Yup yup.

I did
NOT, after being laid off, then go and work for the same company this weekend sitting at one of the housing communities to help the selling agent out. Nope, that would just be strange. I did NOT tell people about the houses when I was instructed by one person not to and then instructed by another person to do so. I did NOT just answer questions as they came even if it meant that I could get in trouble. I mean, how are you supposed to just ignore someone's valid question when the agent isn't around to answer? I have NOT decided that I definitely never want to be a real estate agent! It also was NOT weird when the owner of the company, and his wife, came by on Sunday. Nope, not. at. all.

I did
NOT get a couple more followers this week and then LOSE a couple followers. What up with that? That did NOT make me sad. Hmph! I am NOT to almost 100 followers and that does NOT make me giddy. Nope, NOT ME!

I did NOT get so irritated with my phone that I decided to save everything I wanted to the memory card and then hard restart it. I did NOT remember AFTER I had pushed the confirmation button that I had forgotten about my contacts. I did NOT delete every. single. contact in my phone and then get totally upset by the realization that I no longer have a work computer with all my personal contacts stored on it to retrieve from. I am NOT now scrambling to get them all back from anyone that may have given me their number or email once upon a time. I am NOT totally mad at myself for being so dumb!

And most importantly, I definitely do
NOT need to get back to the gym! I have
NOT been slacking off for the past four or five months and my clothes are NOT starting to fit me again (when they stopped fitting because I had lost weight). Ugh! I'm NOT in a wedding in just three months and I do NOT need to look HAWT since I'm the Matron of Honor! UGH!!!

Enough about me, what have you
NOT done this week?

Music Meme

I can't remember whose blog I saw this on, but I thought it would be fun to do. I've got quite the range of music so this should be interesting. (And I'd add comments next to each, but I'm in a hurry - Eek!)

If your life were a soundtrack, what would the music be?

Here's how it works:
1. open your library (iTunes, winamp, media player, iPod)
2. put it on shuffle
3. press play
4. for every question, type the song that's playing
5. new question -- press the next button
6. don't lie and try to pretend you're cool

opening credits:
"Please Please" by Jack Johnson

waking up:
"We Can Get There" by Mary Griffin

first day at school:
"Texas As Hell" by Miranda Lambert

falling in love:
"Self Estreem 1" by The Offspring

breaking up:
"Say" by John Mayer

prom:
"Show Me How To Live" by Audioslave

life's okay:
“Let's Make Love" by Faith Hill

mental breakdown:
“Give Me The Beat Boys" by The Doobie Brothers

driving:
“Come On Down" by Crystal Waters

flashback:
“Dido & Enya" by Dido & Enya

getting back together:
Glorify Thy Name" by The Maranatha Singers

wedding:
“Open The Eyes Of My Heart" by Michael W. Smith

birth of child:
“Seven Nations Army (Rare)" by Audioslave

final battle:
"On My Own" by Barlow Girl

death scene:
“Call On Jesus" by Nicole C. Mullen

funeral song:
"When I Come Around" by Green Day

end credits:
"Wake Up Call" Maroon 5

Have fun!

February 14, 2009

Happy Valentine's Day & The Love Dare



So today is the day that "Love is all around".

We don't usually do a lot for Valentine's Day since our anniversary was just under a month ago. But I usually try to get Kyle at least a card and some chocolate, which I did. But this year, I also decided to get us The Five Love Languages by Gary Chapman. I've heard only great things about it and decided that I wanted us to finally read it. Now, hopefully Kyle actually will. If not, at least I'll get him to take the little questionnaire in the back so that we can know what each others love language is. I plan on reading the book though (along with my other stack of books I seem to have started recently).

The other thing that I decided to do is join Toni and a bunch of others in doing The Love Dare, which originated from the movie Fireproof. It's a 40 day devotional. Here is what the book description on Amazon says:

Too many marriages end when someone says "I've fallen out of love with you" or "I don't love you anymore." The Love Dare discusses how these statements reveal a lack of understanding about the fundamental nature of true love.

As featured in the popular new movie Fireproof, from the team that brought us the #1 best selling DVD Facing the Giants, The Love Dare is a 40-day guided devotional experience that will lead your heart back to truly loving your spouse while learning more about the design, nature, and source of true love. Each reading includes Scripture, a statement of principle, the day's "dare," and a journaling area and check box to chart progress.

Dare to take The Love Dare, and see your marriage change forever.

Our marriage is not in trouble, not even close, but there are always things that can be improved on and I figured why not give it a shot. We've got nothing to lose. Kyle does not know that I'm doing this so I'll be interested to see if he notices anything and what will happen in our relationship as this progresses. I'm sure it will be tough at times, but I'm praying for an open heart and an open mind (for me).

If you want to follow me on this journey, I started another blog just to document it all. Today, Valentine's Day, is Day 1 of this journey.

Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. Friedrich Halm

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart. Helen Keller

I love you, not only for what you are, But for what I am when I am with you. Roy Croft

You're nothing short of my everything. Ralph Block

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! May your day be filled with Love!

February 13, 2009

Crazy Names

I got this from Momma at All This Is True and it is too good and funny to not share. Plus, I'm feeling a bit dull in the brain at the moment and can't think of anything worth while to post about.

YOUR REAL NAME:
Megan Lynette Carlson

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(father and mother's middle names)
Ralph Rose

NASCAR NAME:
(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Giles William

STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Carme

DETECTIVE NAME:
(favorite color, favorite animal)
Green Dog

SOAP OPERA NAME:
(middle name, town where you were born)

Lynette Seattle

SUPERHERO NAME:
(2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Brown Mocha

FLY NAME:
(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)

Meca

STREET NAME:
(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)

Jamocha Almond Fudge Molassas

SKANK NAME:
(1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
Tiger Main

GANGSTA NAME:
(first 3 letters of first name plus 'izzle')
Megizzle

YOUR GOTH NAME:
(black, and the name of one of your pets)

Black Chewy

STRIPPER NAME:
(name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)

Ralph by Ralph Lauren Snickers


Now that you have laughed at me, you can copy and paste this to your blog. I'd love to see what some of YOUR names would be!!!

February 12, 2009

Acupuncture & Fertility

I get a monthly newsletter from my former acupuncturist. While it didn't work for me, it's good information to have. And who knows. Maybe some day I'll go back to it and it'll work. Anyway, here is this months.

Acupuncture and Reproductive Health

Current statistics state that one in five couples over the age of 30 have difficulty conceiving after one year of trying. Many of these couples are turning to acupuncture and Oriental medicine for a safe, effective and natural solution to have a healthy baby.

Oriental medicine has a long history when it comes to enhancing fertility for both men and women. In fact, evidence that acupuncture and herbal medicine have been used to aid fertility can be found in early medical literature dating back to 3AD.

Fertility treatments were first recorded by Zhang Zhong Jing, a famous physician from the Han Dynasty, in his discussion of diseases in women in the Jin Gui Yao Lue or Essentials of the Golden Cabinet.

How Acupuncture Can Enhance Fertility

According to the principles of Oriental medicine, a person's health is determined by the quality of Qi, the vital life energy, and blood circulating through the body. When Qi and blood are circulating properly, the body is properly nourished and functioning optimally which, in turn, enhances fertility.

Researchers have confirmed its benefit in the following areas:

1. Regulate menstrual cycle.
2. Improve sperm count and motility.
3. Reduce stress and anxiety associated with infertility.
4. Normalize hormone and endocrine systems.
5. Improve blood flow in the uterus.
6. Decrease chance of miscarriage.
7. Increase the chance of pregnancy for women undergoing in vitro fertilization (IVF).

Fertility treatments vary from person to person, but are usually scheduled for at least three consecutive cycles (twelve weeks). Treatments can include acupuncture, customized herbal therapy, stress reduction and dietary counseling. Treatments work alone but are an excellent addition to any Western intervention.

Please call for more information of to schedule a consultation.

Acupuncture Increases IVF Success by 65%

Women undergoing IVF were 65 percent more likely to become pregnant when they combined the procedure with acupuncture, a recent study has shown.

The remarkable success rate occurred across seven acupuncture trials involving 1,366 women in a systematic review and meta-analysis published in a February, 2008 issue of the British Medical Journal.

Acupuncture was delivered either just before or just after embryo transfer – a step in the process of in vitro fertilization (IVF) whereby one or several embryos are placed into the uterus.

The research was carried out by scientists from the University of Maryland in the United States and the VU University of Amsterdam in Holland.

It is thought that acupuncture stimulates the neurotransmitters that trigger the production of gonadotrophin-releasing hormone, which controls the menstrual cycle and a woman's ovulation.

Acupuncture is also thought to stimulate blood flow to the uterus and boost the production of endogenous opioids, inducing the body to relax.

Source: British Medical Journal, February 2008

Acupuncture Improves Sperm Quality

A study published in the July 2005 issue of the journal Fertility and Sterility found that acupuncture helped infertile men by apparently helping improve sperm quality in their semen.

In the research project, 28 men received acupuncture in addition to traditional infertility treatments, while another 12 men received only the traditional treatments. All of the men were diagnosed with infertility of unknown origin.

Acupuncture was associated with fewer structural defects in the sperm of men who received it, although it had no effect on other abnormalities, such as sperm immaturity or premature death.

Previous studies have shown a link between acupuncture and improved sperm production and motility.

Source: Fertility and Sterility, July 2005

Foods for Fertility

"Your body is like a garden... As in all gardens, the seed we hope to plant in our bodies grows best when we cultivate the ground and plant and nurture the seed in harmony with the laws of nature. You wouldn't put a tender plant in clay soil without first tilling and amending the earth - at least not if you wanted to give that plant its best start. You wouldn't plant in the dead of winter, or in the dry season without water, or in a sunless place. Likewise, if we tend our bodies, minds, and spirits with an awareness of the laws of nature, we improve our chances of welcoming the gifts of Quan Yin, the fertility goddess." Angela Wu, L.Ac., author of Fertility Wisdom.

Black Beans

According to Oriental medicine, the energy of the Kidney system is important for reproduction and fertility enhancement often starts with the Kidneys. A good example of a food that nourishes the Kidneys and promotes fertility is black beans.

Health Benefits of Black Beans

From an Eastern perspective, black beans are warming in nature. They are thought to tonify the Kidney Qi and nourish Yin and Blood.

From a Western perspective, black beans are an excellent source of protein, folate, iron and fiber and are rich in antioxidants.

Loaded with Antioxidants

Research published in the Journal of Agriculture and Food Chemistry indicates that black beans are as rich in antioxidant compounds called anthocyanins as grapes and cranberries, fruits long considered antioxidant superstars.

When researchers analyzed different types of beans, they found that, the darker the bean's seed coat, the higher its level of antioxidant activity. Gram for gram, black beans were found to have the most antioxidant activity, followed in descending order by red, brown, yellow, and white beans.

Overall, the level of antioxidants found in black beans in this study is approximately 10 times that found in an equivalent amount of oranges, and comparable to that found in an equivalent amount of grapes or cranberries.

Source: Journal of Agriculture and Food Chemistry, November 2003

February 10, 2009

I'm A Marilyn

I saw this over on Sassy Britches blog and thought I'd check it out for myself.

It is crazy accurate!



You are a Marilyn -- "I am affectionate and skeptical."

Marilyns are responsible, trustworthy, and value loyalty to family, friends, groups, and causes. Their personalities range broadly from reserved and timid to outspoken and confrontative.

How to Get Along with Me

  • * Be direct and clear
  • * Listen to me carefully
  • * Don't judge me for my anxiety
  • * Work things through with me
  • * Reassure me that everything is OK between us
  • * Laugh and make jokes with me
  • * Gently push me toward new experiences
  • * Try not to overreact to my overreacting.

What I Like About Being a Marilyn

  • * being committed and faithful to family and friends
  • * being responsible and hardworking
  • * being compassionate toward others
  • * having intellect and wit
  • * being a nonconformist
  • * confronting danger bravely
  • * being direct and assertive

What's Hard About Being a Marilyn

  • * the constant push and pull involved in trying to make up my mind
  • * procrastinating because of fear of failure; having little confidence in myself
  • * fearing being abandoned or taken advantage of
  • * exhausting myself by worrying and scanning for danger
  • * wishing I had a rule book at work so I could do everything right
  • * being too critical of myself when I haven't lived up to my expectations

Marilyns as Children Often

  • * are friendly, likable, and dependable, and/or sarcastic, bossy, and stubborn
  • * are anxious and hypervigilant; anticipate danger
  • * form a team of "us against them" with a best friend or parent
  • * look to groups or authorities to protect them and/or question authority and rebel
  • * are neglected or abused, come from unpredictable or alcoholic families, and/or take on the fearfulness of an overly anxious parent

Marilyns as Parents

  • * are often loving, nurturing, and have a strong sense of duty
  • * are sometimes reluctant to give their children independence
  • * worry more than most that their children will get hurt
  • * sometimes have trouble saying no and setting boundaries
If you want to see who you are, click here. Let me know if you do this so I can check you out.

February 9, 2009

I'm Okay

Thank you everyone for your kind words in my last post. It has meant a lot to me.

For not having a job, I sure am busy this week.

Right now I'm at my mom's watching my two most favorite little people. When I leave here in a few hours I'll be going home and sending out my resume some more.

Tomorrow Kyle wants me to go to his jobsite and see an entertainment center that he's custom building and then it's more job hunting.

On Wednesday (I think), I'll be getting together with one of my best friends that I haven't seen since our Christmas party (the end of November? Beginning of December? Can't remember the date). And I'm sure more job hunting.

Thursday I'm having lunch with a former co-worker (she was laid off before me).

Friday I'm going back to work for a Good-bye lunch they're having for the two others that were laid off (Friday is their last day) and me.

Anyway, I am sad that I'm no longer with this company but I'm sure God has a greater plan. It seems just a bit too ironic that we went to Presentation Sunday to be prayed for and then I find out on Tuesday that I've been laid off. I'm going to try not to worry but when we've got bills to pay and no consistant money coming in....it's gonna be tight and nerve wracking to say the least.

On another note, I'm trying to get around to everyone's blogs but I can't respond to them from my phone for whatever reason. So when I'm home I read and respond but while on my phone I can only read and go back and respond later. Eventually I'll have a phone where I can do whatever I want. lol Now, since I'm writing this from my phone, it better post! :op
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