This story does not have to do with the picture, but the picture shows you just how talented of a dancer I am. Always doing opposite of what I'm supposed to do.I like to think that I've at least gotten some rhythm in my bones since I was younger, though.
The story I'm going to tell you is from when I was 13.
I wanted to take a dance class, but my dad wouldn't pay for it because he didn't believe in dancing...Mr. Ultra-Conservative that he was and is. My mom couldn't afford to pay for me to take classes.
So, with my babysitting money, I decided to pay for a dance class...I believe it was called Jazz Dance, but I don't remember.
There was one studio that was pretty close to my house, but my step-sister would end up being the one to come and pick me up at home and take me once a week. It was too far to walk.
I signed up and what I don't think I realized was that I was going to be the oldest one in the class.
Remember. I was 13.
The others?
Somewhere between 5 and 7.
I was completely embarrassed to be there with kids that were so much younger than me, but I wanted to take the class. So I stuck it out for a couple months or whatever it was.
There was a performance coming up. If I remember correctly, I think it was around Christmas time and we'd be performing at the mall...right outside a bunch of the department stores.
The only song I even slightly remember is C'mon Ride the Train...Choo! Choo! {arm pumping up and down}
We practiced and practiced and I was doing ok in the classroom, but I've never been one that has high confidence doing any sort of performing...add in my insecurities about being there with little kids and I was a disaster waiting to happen.
Performance day comes. I don't even remember who was there. Like, I have no idea if my mom was there. My BFF Jewel told me recently, when we were talking about this, that she was there. I think I just {almost} completely blocked this day from my memory, except the performance itself.
The performance starts and I can't remember ANYTHING except how to move like a frickin train. NOTHING. ELSE. Here I am, 13 and I'm watching some other kid near me, that's years younger, trying to follow what he's doing. I looked and felt like a total fool. I was completely mortified!
Jewel tells me that after watching the performance, for some strange reason, she joined the class! LOL I can tell you, it was NOT because I did an awesome job and she was just so impressed with my skillz! Apparently right as she joined, I quit. Haha! Oops! Guess I just couldn't put myself through the misery of a repeat performance.
Now, if you've got something totally awkward that has happened to you, why don't you hop on over to Tova Darling's and link up. While you're there, take a look at all the other awkward stories. They'll make you feel better about the things that have happened to you.
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15 comments:
I totally cracked up at your story!!! I think mainly because that is the WORST song in HISTORY .... & they made you all dance to it? oh geez... & that your friend joined...
that's a great story!
I agree with Rebecca Jo! Not a great song, but it makes for a fantastic story! :P
That is a totally fabulous story! Good for you for sticking it out!
Oh my gosh - that is TOO FUNNY!
I don't think I'd ever heard that one before!
I'm going to be chuckling over that all afternoon! ;)
Wow - I have a picture of one of my dance recitals in almost the exact same costume. Lucky for me my mother refused to let me quit (yes, even when I was running down the alley (side note: for those of you youngeron's we used to have alleys behind our houses to put trash cans) to get away from her so I didn't have go to dance classes~) I ended up in dance from 3 years old to 20 years old in college. But hey it paid off by helping pay for my college through a cheerleading scholarship - yes they do offer those too!
Well at least you stuck with it! Such a cute story though LOL
I was impressed you saved money up to take the class! Who cares that you stunk- you had gumption!
Now that is one fantastic true story. I adore reading posts where bloggers retell tales from their youth. Such great insight into their lives.
I heart your skillz. :)
-Francesca
I'm with Julie - you rock for earning it and sticking with it!
I'm on that end now too... most of the ballet company dancers go off to college, "real" jobs, after high school. I worked through college and kept dancing. Now I'm the "old lady" if I want to go back again :)
Loving the whole story... thanks for linking up!
Reminds me of dreams I used to have when I was in high school on the drill team. I'd dream that I either didn't have a costume on, or forgot the coreography! Worst nightmares.
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How funny... I mean, sad for your 13 year old self.. but one time, we were at Wal-mart at all places, and there was a dance performance there..and I begged my mom to put me in the class--it was the most fun I ever had, but "WE" never got to perform at walmart because the flippin' teacher went missing after a couple of months...hmmm, come to think of it..we never found out what happened to her.?!?
soooo funny! (i, too, had/have an ultra-conservative dad)
Lol! They didn't have a class with children your age? That's so funny you stuck it out!
Oh that is too funny. I took my step-daughter (13) to soccer camp last week and we pull up and it's about 98% boys, and most look about 6-7 years old!!!! Didn't even occur to me that it might be co-ed. Think there was only 1 other girl. She didn't have much fun....
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